Post by Godfrey Nonmighty on Sept 21, 2013 21:50:37 GMT -6
(Rules of when my fat bitchy sister is in the car...)
(1. She must have complete reign of the rear air conditioners.)
(2. The car must ALWAYS be as hot as the Sun. She will not cut slack for anyone, even if everyone's been overheating for the past 3 and a half hours and she's only had 5 minutes of "73 degrees is freezing!")
(3. If there is a McDonalds along the way we MUST eat at one. Even if we're ridiculously deep in debt, and other people in the car are trying to diet.)
(4. She is allowed to have the seat go as far back as she likes. Oh, were you sitting behind me? Fuck yo kneecaps.)
(5. DISNEY CHANNEL AT ALL TIMES IF SHE CAN HELP IT. ROSS LYNCH IS soooooooo AWESOME!)
(... Seriously, she would sell her and our souls for a bag of cookies...)
(1. She must have complete reign of the rear air conditioners.)
(2. The car must ALWAYS be as hot as the Sun. She will not cut slack for anyone, even if everyone's been overheating for the past 3 and a half hours and she's only had 5 minutes of "73 degrees is freezing!")
(3. If there is a McDonalds along the way we MUST eat at one. Even if we're ridiculously deep in debt, and other people in the car are trying to diet.)
(4. She is allowed to have the seat go as far back as she likes. Oh, were you sitting behind me? Fuck yo kneecaps.)
(5. DISNEY CHANNEL AT ALL TIMES IF SHE CAN HELP IT. ROSS LYNCH IS soooooooo AWESOME!)
(... Seriously, she would sell her and our souls for a bag of cookies...)
